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Christmas in Santa Fe





We started Christmas around 5:30 PM on the 24th, with chipotle corn soup and pork sliders for a quick pick-up supper to sustain us through an arduous evening. Then we filled the family flasks ({ahem} we don’t actually use these except on Christmas Eve, but everybody has one, to be filled with the evening’s choice of beverage. Laura’s therefore was full of Alabama Slammer (a hideous concoction made of Southern Comfort, Amaretto, Sloe Gin and Orange Juice), Sam had Edradour, Doug and Iain (Jenny’s boyfriend from Edinburgh) both opted for cognac with a splash of B&B (Jenny chose to nip off Iain’s flask), and I _had_ been intending to go with Bailey’s Irish Cream (on grounds both that I like the stuff, and that it’s a good deal less alcoholic than the straight stuff), but since Iain at this point presented me with my Christmas present–a Very Special bottling of Laphroaig (reputed to be from the notorious cask in which one of the brewmasters drowned, but they bottled it anyway)–I really had no choice)–and set out for Canyon Road.

This is a very steep road, lined with art galleries on both sides, about a mile long. And on Christmas Eve, all the galleries festoon their premises with millions (literally) of farolitos (aka luminarias–paper bags with lighted votive candles inside), lighted crimson ristras (clusters of hanging dried chili peppers–though the ones meant for display are often red chili-shaped lights), etc. The whole town (and not a few surrounding settlements) turns out to walk up and down the road, pausing to sing Christmas carols wherever one is breaking out (the occasion is an invitation to anyone who thinks they can play a musical instrument; they stake out a street corner and haul out the old trombone, accordion, fiddle, or ocarina and have a bash at “Old King Wenceslaus”) or–if a kilt-wearer (Doug and Iain both went in full kit) to warm one’s knees (or dangly bits, as the case may be) over one of the bonfires lit here and there along the street. All very sociable, especially after a few nips, and you get to see your fellow man attired in Just About Anything you can imagine, and quite a few things you wouldn’t dream about after a late lobster supper with horseradish.

On from this to church–where you want to show up when the doors open at 10:30 PM, because it’s your only chance to get a seat, the midnight services at the Basilica Cathedral of St. Francis of Assisi being one of the Sights of Christmas in Santa Fe, and thus heavily patronized. Random carol-singing ’til 11:00, then the more formal “Lessons and Carols,” featuring readings from Isaiah, interspersed with a longish cantata by Vivaldi and few audience-participation numbers to keep everyone from falling asleep before Mass proper gets underway at (logically enough) midnight.

Midnight Mass is normally a much snazzier production than the ordinary Mass, even though the structure of the proceedings is exactly the same. More music, assorted processions, celebrated by the bishop (complete with mitre and staff), etc., though. This one featured bilingual music (alternating verses and/or phrases in English and Spanish–often switching with bewildering rapidity), the Las Posadas procession (when the santos peregrines (the “traveling saints”) who have been going house to house for the last nine days, seeking a place for the baby Jesus to be born, finally come rejoicing into the church and everyone sings, “Vamos Todos a Belen” (Come Everyone to Bethlehem–which we always find funny, because my father was in fact born in a tiny town a hundred miles south of here, called Belen), and a Native American dance (done by Laguna Indians from the San Juan Pueblo, in traditional dress and solemnly waving fans of turkey feathers, while drumming and chanting down the center aisle) for the offertory (they circled the altar, and then the bishop, who seemed somewhat startled), incense, small orchestra (with more kettle drums than you could shake a stick at. You want kettle drums for something as dramatic as Christmas), choir, etc.

Came home under starry skies (very warm here–it was shirtsleeve weather outside today; the boys and Doug were playing football in the street, egged on my Jenny and Laura) and had brownies and milk, then everyone (other than Santa {yawn}) retired. I retired too, around 3 AM, stockings all filled and the dogs kept from investigating them (just to be safe, I put the package of smoke kangaroo jerky up on the mantel).

Was rousted at 8 AM to come and open presents (see attached; the plate was the hand-made gift of Elder Daughter), then puttered pleasantly and made lunch–machaca tacos, enchiladas and tamales, all washed down by quantities of Mexican beer. Spent a pleasant afternoon napping, reading, and nibbling, watching everybody watch football, and trying to induce my new iPad to work (“intuitive,” my left foot. Technology is one of the things bad language was intended for. Sufficient poking and muttering, though, and I Have Prevailed). Leftover enchiladas, a handful of Dutch chocolate mints, and a sense of quiet bliss reigns.

It was a wonderful Christmas, and I hope all of yours were likewise!

(Oh, the hat? It’s supposed to be a Christmas tree, though I’m told I resembled the Queen of the Universe in it.)

3 Responses »

  1. I must concur that you rule a small corner of my Univerese with your novels, I have and shall always adore them,and even thought both times I have met you when you came to Toronto and to the Fergus Highland games outside Toronto I became this tonque tied dah person I only have a vauge memory of
    what the heck a babbled to you.My apologies.
    I find your new web page terrific and have enjoyed reading the various items , the music for the Play Outlander is ethreal and gave me an image of dark mist blanketed hills and stone cottages nestled by winding rivers.
    Look foward to the next instalment .
    Thanks again for the joy of each and every word.

  2. And the very best wishes for a happy new year!

  3. Diana, nice flannel pj’s… my daughter has the exact same pair!

    Thank you for sharing your photos. What a beautiful family!!!!!

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